Limericks!

The best poem I have written would have to be those limericks ( probably because I'm really bad at writing poems and all of the rest don't make any sense). I like them because they are funny and it was really fun hearing everyone else's poems.
my first one is:
There once was a girl called Abby
who had a best friend called Tabby
She won the lottery
Learnt how to make pottery
But pottery made her crabby

the second one is:
There once was a boy from Nepal
Who liked to play football
but one day he fell
lost many brain cells
and his left eyeball

the last one doesn't make sense but oh well